The parlour was all I imagined: a foul, dingy room, walls adorned with pictures of myriad tattoo'd yobs and yobettes. A large bluey-red man with “I love Mum” emblazoned on his forearm silently handed me the catalogue. I took my time – this was big decision, irreversible in its immensity, and though I felt some measure of guilt at fitting in with the great unwashed, I also felt satisfaction at being the first of the House of Windsor to get a tattoo.
Finally I settled on a very tasteful picture of a naked Amazon with immense breasts battling a writhing serpent – that would look very good on my penis and Lizzie was sure to be pleased.
Funny Royalty Snake Tattoo Joke